Black T-Shirt with the text "HELP I'm starting to sound like my mother" Perish the thought !! Surely the real first sign of madness? Wear the tee and at least you won't end up dressing like your mother !!

Black T-Shirt with the text "i do bad things". Everybody does, don't deny it !! So get the T-shirt and at least be honest about it.....

Funky pink t-shirt with "i don't discriminate i hate everyone"

Black T-Shirt with the text "I don't drink water fish piss in it" Yes, they do, let's face it. But then so do some of us and that's how we get apple juice, isn't it ?

Royal Blue T-Shirt with the text "I Like This T-Shirt"....which I guess is why you should buy it ?? Simple really but you do need to let others know so wear it wherever you go just so everyone's clear !

Pink t-shirt with "I'm not always right I'm just never wrong" printed in white.